zanda man the king of "sickaflex"

So... there is some benefit to having a husband who builds swimming pools and fencing. He can fix things around the house alot easier as he already has the products, he understands plumbing and fixtures, and has the nessasary equipment to fix them...for example..leaky tap joiner, no problem,....need new shiny clean creases in your shower, no problem, need something stuck..hubby" no problem, ill sickaflex it!!"....you dont understand how much i HATE that phrase, sickaflex this, sickaflex that......ok, now to Zanda, he loves to watch his daddy "sickaflex' things, he even tells me," just get dads sickaflex"...ummm no it wont fix my now snapped hair clip zanda..sorry...

well one morning i decided it was time to clean the bathroom..and i mean really clean, walls skirtings the lot!..hey maybee i could extend the wall cleaning to beyond the bathroom to the hallway, where i have a loveley montage of handprints from my children climbing the walls to see if they can touch the roof...yes they can!...Anyway, so im in my own little world,cleaning down the vanity when my hand slowly starts to wipe down the wall against the crease,..it kind of bubbles...hmm, strange..rinse cloth, try again..bubbles and a lovely fresh minty smell....on closer inspection (minus my glasses), there is a perfect straight line of TOOTHPASTE streaked into the crease of the wall, my eyes avert to a higher altitude (about 2 and a half foot from the floor), it continues, look sideways to the floor, it continues...I follow this perfect line, it extends in every crease of the bathroom, minus the floor tiles thankgod, out the door, along the hallway.....now there is absolutely no breaks in this line, it was perfect...A+ for acuracy...continue...along the hallway around the corner to Alexzanda's room...It appears the door needed to be stuck aswell...then we open the door and this perfect straight "sickaflex style" line starts to break up and dissipate....we now have blobs on the wall. And finger smears....up the wall as high as a four year old can reach, until a lopsided thomas picture,that smells absolutely divinely minty.....because HE STUCK IT TO THE WALL WITH TOOTHPASTE!..........ALEXZANDAAAAAAAA!!!!! Zanda "what?"..me "why did you put toothpaste everywhere?" Zanda " I didnt!"..me "yes you did"..."no!...I fixed the wall cause it had holes in it"..me "with toothpaste?!!!!"...Zanda " ummm, i wanted to see how much was in the tube and there was even enough to stick my picture up!!", " but now we dont have any toothpaste for our teeth and thats why i told you to buy some at Iga"..hmm, of course..."zanda , toothpaste is not for the walls!"..."well dad uses toothpaste, his justs smells funny and he calls it stickalex".........hahahahaha....what more is there to say.