My Day started this morning in a very peculiar way.
I was walking up the hall, rubbing blurr and sleep out of my eyes.( you know when you try and look into the distance and you momentarilly think you need glasses ) when my two eldest Amalya and Owen come out of the room to inform me. " mum , mum, Gizmo has lightning bolts that look like they are coming from his bum!!!" .... yeah,,, what the???!!!
" no mum serious!!!".... " yeah... sure ya are..."
" No mum......( the look on the faces really had me believing them... not even the slightest smirk )
he really does!!! when we were hiding under the blanket and i moved the blanket ...SPARKS CAME OFF HIM !!!!"
ok... now i was giggling and wouldof walked straight past the room... but come on!!! who wouldnt want to see a devon rex cat with sparks coming from his arse.....i ask you... wouldnt you?
So i said with a heavy sigh... " ok... show me.."
so i tried to hide my amusement at my kids total belief that Gizmo had been hiding his super jet propelled rear end from us... im sure they were ready to contact the authorities, they believed it that much....and i said" ok.."
they moved the blanket...and to my shock...not..... you could hear static electricity as the fleece throw moved.....now i didnt hide my giggle...as i tried to explain to my children it was just static...and under dark circumstances...under blanket... that yes you can see sparks......
" but mum!!!! they were coming from Gizmo!!!)
Yeah sure...Incredibles ii featuring the unbelievable half hairless jet propelled cat.....
GIZMO THE GREAT ELECTROCAT!!!!
" mum ...you never believe anything "... no i believe, People win lotto, i believe that its a possibility there are alien lifeforms somewhere and hey maybee even ghosts.... but a cat with lightning coming out of his arse.... no.... I dont think thats possible... atleast not of his own free will.
So i calmly turned and as i walked away said to my eldest " well, If you werent holding him under the blanket so he cant get out, he wouldnt feel the need to turn on his rocket cylinders to escape, and he could just walk of your bed,,, and did you ever think maybee he is farting and the gasses are lighting up....."
my cat was beside my feet within a secpnd...=)
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